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PRODUCT means the entirety of the components furnished by Versilian Studios including but not limited to the samples, installer, mapping, user interfaces, and manual.
VERSILIAN STUDIOS, or VS refers to the limited liability company, registered in the State of Connecticut, that created this "product".
ToS is the document that says what you can do with this "product" and what your first name son should be named.
1.) It is illegal to redistribute, resell, or otherwise share this product, or take it apart or modify it in any way from its original intended purposes. It is not allowed to make it easy for others to cut samples out of audio exported using this plugin to circumvent.
1a.) You are permitted to modify the product within the Kontakt sampler interface, obviously.
2.) We are unable to offer exchanges or refunds for our products EXCEPT if there is a fatal technical issue with a product within thirty (30) days of its initial release and it must be removed from sale, in which case, you will be personally notified by a member of Versilian Studios on how to redeem your refund/exchange.
2a.) If you're really unsatisfied, just write to us and we'll see what we can do. ;)
3.) You are allowed to use rendered audio from this product for both commercial and non-commercial projects, royalty-free and without any restrictions.
4.) It is SUGGESTED that you provide credit to Versilian Studios and the product that you used when you publish a track utilizing it online.
4a.) Any format of this is acceptable. If you are indecisive, we suggest "Uses [product] by Versilian Studios." as the solution to your life problems.
5.) You are fully and completely liable for all and any damages or existential self-doubt caused or correlated by use of this product in any way, shape, or form.
5a.) We do not claim that this product will ensure your spot in heaven, raise the dead, "make u sound pro liek mr. big producer dewd", or destroy evil zombie Bach when he takes over the world with his fugues of doom.
6.) Your first born son must be named Michael Praetorius.
6a.) You can alternately satisfy the gods of music by sending a beautiful, Lyon & Healy gold-trimmed concert harp (please remember to detune the strings) to our studio.
6b.) You are exempt from the above unless you are Australian and are wearing a blue shirt with a picture of an octopus on it.
6c.) We're kidding about all of point 6 until now... Just press 'accept' already like you do for all those other boring ToS you tl;dr!
6d.) Yeah, you can stop reading now. That's enough!
ToS (Gangsta Readable):
PRODUCT means tha entirety of tha components furnished by Versilian Studios includin but not limited ta tha samples, installer, mapping, user intercourses, n' manual.
VERSILIAN STUDIOS, VS refers ta tha unorganized company dat pimped dis "product".
CLEF is tha swirly or squiggly thang all up in tha start of tha bar dat shows where tha notes are.
ToS is tha document dat say what tha fuck you can do wit dis "product" n' what tha fuck yo' first name lil hustla should be named.
Da Things Of Importance:
1.) It be illegal ta redistribute, resell, or otherwise share dis product, or take it apart or modify it up in any way from its original gangsta intended purposes. Well shiiiit, it aint allowed ta make it easy as fuck fo' others ta cut samplez outta audio exported rockin dis plugin ta circumvent.
1a.) Yo ass is permitted ta modify tha thang within tha Kontakt sampla intercourse, understandably.
2.) We is unable ta offer exchanges or refundz fo' our shizzle EXCEPT if there be a gangbangin' fatal technical issue wit a thang within thirty (30) minutez of its initial release n' it must be removed from sale, up in which case, yo big-ass booty is ghon be personally notified by a gangmember of Versilian Studios on how tha fuck ta redeem yo' refund/exchange.
2a.) If you straight-up unsatisfied, just write ta our asses n' we'll peep what tha fuck we can do.
3.) Yo ass be allowed ta use dis thang fo' both commercial n' non-commercial projects, royalty-free n' without any restrictions.
4.) It be SUGGESTED dat you provide credit ta Versilian Studios n' tha thang dat you used when you publish a track utilizin it online. Put ya muthafuckin choppers up if ya feelin dis shiznit!
4a.) Any format of dis be acceptable. If yo ass is indecisive, we suggest "Uses [product] by Versilian Studios." as tha solution ta yo' game problems.
5.) Yo ass is straight-up n' straight-up liable fo' all n' any damages or existential self-doubt caused or corrolated by use of dis thang up in any way, shape, or form.
5a.) Us dudes do not claim dat dis thang will ensure yo' spot up in heaven, raise tha dead, "make u sound pro liek mr. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. big-ass balla dewd", or destroy evil zombie Bach when tha pimpin' muthafucka takes over tha ghetto wit his wild lil' fuguez of doom.
6.) Yo crazy-ass first born lil hustla must be named Mike Praetorius.
6a.) Yo ass can alternately satsify tha godz of noize by bustin a funky-ass dope, Lyon & Healy gold-trimmed gangbang harp (please include strings) ta our studio.
6b.) Yo ass is exempt from tha above unless yo ass is Australian n' is bustin a funky-ass blue hoodie wit a picture of a octopus on dat shit.
6c.) We kiddin bout all of point 6 until now, nahmeean?.. Just press 'accept' already like you do fo' all dem other borin ToS you tl;dr!
6d.) Yeah, you can stop readin now, nahmeean, biatch? Thatz enough!
ToS (Toddler Readable):
1.) Play nice and don't share things you shouldn't share or break things and then blame your sister.
2.) Once you take food from the counter, you can't put it back unless you throw a temper tantrum.
3.) You can do whatever you want as long as you don't make mommy/daddy angry.
4.) Be honest and respect others.
5.) You are responsible for what you do with the building blocks. If you put out your eye, it's your fault, not the block's fault.
6.) That's it!